Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Placing An Order For A Helpmeet

God, I'd like to place an order for a "helpmeet." Please pick any of your daughters from the catalog; she just has to be compatible with me who is good [Proverbs 18.22], fears Yahweh [Proverbs 31.30], excellent/virtuous [Proverbs 31.10] and prudent/understanding/wise [Proverbs 19.14] and one who will do me good, and not harm, all the days of my life [Proverbs 31.12]. I know Scripture says such a wife is worth more than jewels [Proverbs 31.10], so she's pricey. Charge her to Jesus. He's good for it. And thanks for the free shipping!