8/22/09

Ice Breakers For Approaching Conservative Christian Single Ladies

“Excuse me; I couldn’t help but notice what a beautiful study Bible you are carrying! Is it ESV?”

“Your holiness lights up this room!”

“So, do you think Joel Osteen will ever preach an actual sermon?”

“The second I saw you I said to myself, ‘She’s pro-life. I just know it.’”

“Are you a John MacArthur kind of gal?”

“Do you tithe on the gross or on the net?”

“You sponsor a child in Asia, don’t you?”

“Do you believe Barack Obama is the Antichrist?”

“Let’s go out soon…the Rapture’s just around the corner ! ”

“Your face just radiates, ‘I’ve been baptized by immersion!’”

“I can tell that cross necklace you wear is more than jewelry to you.”

“I know I can never replace Jesus, the first man in your life, but may I be second?”

“Have you seen the latest ‘Love Comes Softly’ movie? Seen ‘Fireproof’?”

“Which is your favorite book of the Bible—Esther or Ruth?”

“So, Esther is your favorite? It was all about her inner beauty, wasn’t it?”

“So, Ruth is your favorite? May I be your Boaz, your Kinsman Redeemer?”

“I’m guessing you’re the best worker at VBS!”

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