Why I'm in Love With Laura Ingraham
Yes, my blog entry title is a teaser. I'm not really "in love" with Laura Ingraham, the conservative pundit and talk radio host. However, I feel I could stand a good chance of being so if I had the opportunity to know her. To quote Glenn Beck, here's how I got there.I love intelligent women. Education is important to me, official or otherwise. Well-read ladies with competent opinions on world events are attractive. Females who are interested in their world enough to discover and learn throughout their lives get big points.
I love intelligent conservative women. Yes, conservative. Unabashedly and unashamedly so. Politically, theologically and socially conservative. Now to quote Paris Hilton, that's hot.
Laura Ingraham is an intelligent conservative. Unfortunately she is Roman Catholic and I am Wesleyan in theology. It would take all of my wiles and the Holy Spirit's inner work to convert her. Pray for me.
P.S. in this pic Laura is getting prepped to take a ride in a F-18 fighter/bomber. Sadly, I see no sidearm on her flight suit. I doubt they gave her one to wear. Too bad. Perhaps it's just as well; I fear they would've handed her a 9mm instead of a .45, anyway.
BTW, she's on The O'Reilly Factor right now. She's wearing a yellow blouse and adorning a cross around her neck. She looks like the living personification of my dream woman in the picture. She's hot. That's how I got there.
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